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1 For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:05 pm

Deank

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I will sell the following carbon credits to you..
Bus travel. 10 cents per KM ( I travel about 25K per weekday )
multipassenger vehicle travel (A minivan full of people. 5 cents per KM ( travel varies depending on children's sport schuedule)
thermostat kept at a maximum 20 degrees Winter ( $1 per hour) and 23 degrees Summer ( 75 cents per hour )
3 trees in my yard, $9 per month.

Live like sin and still enjoy the "benefits" of being green. Contact me soon as the credits are limited and I expect them to go fast.

2 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:46 pm

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What kind of paper are the carbon credit certificates printed on? Highly bleached type, from exotic Brazilian trees?

3 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:50 pm

Deank

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FlyingRat wrote:What kind of paper are the carbon credit certificates printed on? Highly bleached type, from exotic Brazilian trees?
that costs extra

4 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:10 pm

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Ooooo, I have five acres full of trees. @ $3 a tree I'll be rich ! (Assuming I can find a Liberal to buy my credits of course)

http://www.jacsport.com

5 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:15 pm

Deank

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yeah.. I am thinking I can make a killing here. My karma is strong enough I can take on someone elses Carbon emmisions and still feel good about my self.

6 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:38 pm

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Does anyone know what dollar volume is being scammed with carbon credit sales??
I thought I read that selling carbon credits was a new growth business, although a very reputable one!
It seems that most of the liberal adscammers, those that are out of jail, those that are on day parole, and those that haven't been charged are into this venture!

http://www.elansofas.com

7 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:59 pm

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This is one confusing scheme and is not right . It is a way for the guilty to duck there responsibility to clean up there mess , while the goverment gets paid .

8 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:20 pm

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I'm doin' my part... started downing my drinks straight up... no more carbonated mix.

I figure it's a small sacrifice to save the polar bears from extinction.

9 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:40 pm

Deank

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incognito wrote:I'm doin' my part... started downing my drinks straight up... no more carbonated mix.

I figure it's a small sacrifice to save the polar bears from extinction.

Damn.. I cant say the same.. can I but some carbon credits to offset my carbonated beverages from someone

no wait. i will just start using JUICE!

10 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:59 pm

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alcohol has carbon in it: C2H5OH

11 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:03 pm

Deank

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damn.. I owe someone alot of carbon credits then..

12 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:22 pm

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FlyingRat wrote:alcohol has carbon in it: C2H5OH

Yeah, which  your body converts into a hangover and healthy water emissions.

13 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:25 pm

FlyingRat

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Actually it converts into water, carbon dioxide, and acetic acid.

14 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:28 pm

LivingDead

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I plan on not emitting tomorrow. Anyone want to emit some extra you can use what I am not.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare

15 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:24 pm

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I use carbon to filter my water to drink my Scotch

16 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:27 am

Deank

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see we can all help in our own way.. without being taxed to sh1t.

17 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:38 am

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We should look at banning some products that are really bad and we know it plastic water bottles, and the plastic garbage bag .
Most plastics as they don't break down and glass is safer any way not so much chemicals . Look at the use of chemicals and try to eliminate where we can or cut back IE the fertilizer industry . we can live without it better then most understand .
With the amount of chemicals we take in every year Iam surprised we don't glow in the dark , am sure it leads to and causes most of the cancer . If you need skull and cross on the package why is it safe to have in you .

18 Re: For Sale.. Carbon Credits. on Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:17 am

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I propose we ban Suzuki and Gore from attending any more speaking engagements.That would probably cut worldwide CO2 emissions by 95%.

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