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1 what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:23 am

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Hmm.. what is best I guess we need to decided first.

Best would be.... Eye's watering, room clearing, how long it sticks around for.


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2 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:24 am

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Well, I'm lactose intolerant, so if I've had any dairy products (including pizza) I'm good for a few hours of "rotten eggs".

Just a warning, in case anyone wants to hold the next meetup at a pizza joint...


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3 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:33 am

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Spicy foods have a very nasty "side" effect.


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4 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:38 am

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Those "instant" noodles do me in. If I eat a pack of those at lunch you dont want to be anywhere near me 3-4 hours later..,

They are vey silent and very deadly.. dont have much staying power though.


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5 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:39 am

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Cauliflower!

6 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:49 am

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Seriously??? You guys are discussing farts? OMG.


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7 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:52 am

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Ummm, yeah? We ARE guys ya know...


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8 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:53 am

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Deank wrote:Hmm.. what is best I guess we need to decided first.

Best would be.... Eye's watering, room clearing, how long it sticks around for.

Who are you planning on gassing Dean?

9 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:59 am

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heh... Someone else said we should start a Fart thread.. so I did.


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10 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:01 pm

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Cabbage

Eat lots and lots of Cabbage, and you will become a huge methane producer and contribute to global warming through your greenhouse gas emissions.


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11 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:05 pm

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Goth_chic wrote:Seriously??? You guys are discussing farts? OMG.

Yes, but you gals are invited to participate, of course! Equal opportunity juveniles, we are.


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12 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:10 pm

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Broccoli.....roast pork......beer.....greasy Sals breakfast


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13 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:10 pm

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LivingDead wrote:Cabbage

Eat lots and lots of Cabbage, and you will become a huge methane producer and contribute to global warming through your greenhouse gas emissions.

yeah but caggage farts actually have a sweetish smell to them, although cabbage farts do have some damn good lingering capabilities.


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14 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:12 pm

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Deank wrote:
LivingDead wrote:Cabbage

Eat lots and lots of Cabbage, and you will become a huge methane producer and contribute to global warming through your greenhouse gas emissions.

yeah but caggage farts actually have a sweetish smell to them, although cabbage farts do have some damn good lingering capabilities.

Add lots of Eggs to the mix. nothing and I mean nothing is worse than egg farts and with the excess gas cabbage produces you can have hours upon hours of endless fun.



Last edited by LivingDead on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:13 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Typo)


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15 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:13 pm

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ass lots of eggs?


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16 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:14 pm

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Deank wrote:ass lots of eggs?
Typo


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17 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:15 pm

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Deank wrote:ass lots of eggs?

I've heard of potatoes and jelly, but eggs? Ugh... suppose you'd have to hard-boil 'em first...


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18 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:17 pm

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its funnier with ass lots..

eggs ( boiled of course), instant noodles, cabbage..

...sounds like a plan.

oo wait.. add some peanut butter in there too.

okay.. who wants to host a fart party?


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19 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:18 pm

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That'd be interesting, sort of like the Big Smoke that cigar aficionados hold annually. We should book the same venue they do, as we'd have to ensure adequate ventilation...


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20 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:52 pm

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Great thread. Wish I'd thought of it...


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21 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:28 pm

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grumpy old man wrote:Great thread. Wish I'd thought of it...
You've been hanging around with the wrong broad for sure now.
Hairy armpits, burps and farts....really classy eh...just like this thread.

Hey.And give me back my thumbs down a. (Only cowards hid behind women ya' know.. or their excuses...and I thought that this forum was non-censoring.)

22 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:31 pm

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No. This forum is self-censoring.

And please keep me out of any and all of the bickering going on here. I want no part of it. Unless I start it. And if I'm right. Which I always are.


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23 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:36 pm

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Why did you delete the thumbs down button if you're not getting involved. She complained and you deleted the option. That's censorship buddy.

Many people express their opinion of a post with that option....but you know that.

24 Re: what foods make the best farts? on Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:02 pm

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Nobody is immune to beans and cabbage. Cabbage soup and most chili should isolate you for hours. But, here's a little inside information that I can share after studying the food/fart phenom for a better part of the 90's. The two above are the worst offenders. However, if you eat them both at the same time they miraculously cancel each other out. So if you're at a chili party and the usual jokes break out - ask for a side of cabbage or cabbage soup and you will amaze them with your silent tooter.

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