the winnipeg sandbox

Latest topics

» Gord Steeves should run for Mayor
by FlyingRat Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:58 pm

» To discontinue?
by EdWin Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:26 pm

» Sandbox breakfast get-together, Saturday, January 25, 2014.
by rosencrentz Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:27 pm

» 2013-14 Bisons/CIS Thread
by Hollywood Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:56 pm

» Katz must resign
by cobragt Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:09 pm

» Best Breakfast/Brunch
by cobragt Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:07 pm

» Manitoba Action Party
by RogerStrong Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:24 pm

» Police Respond to a silent alarm With Guns Drawn
by EdWin Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:10 pm

» Details about Cineplex SuperTicket -- interesting promotion
by MattKel Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:08 pm

» Freep locks out non-subscriber commentary
by Deank Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:58 pm

» 7-year sentence for Berlusconi
by FlyingRat Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:32 pm

» New Stadium
by grumpy old man Mon May 27, 2013 4:34 pm

» Winnipeg News Android App
by grumpy old man Mon May 27, 2013 4:33 pm

» First Post
by grumpy old man Fri May 24, 2013 2:43 pm

» The New Sals at Pembina and Stafford
by grumpy old man Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:35 pm

» Emma Watson wants to do nude scenes for 50 shades of grey movie
by FlyingRat Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:39 am

» Museum finally admits it needs to raise more money priovately.
by FlyingRat Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:32 am

» And You Thought Your Taxes Are High Now!!!
by FlyingRat Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:21 am

» free chocolate sample
by cobragt Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:12 pm

» Do you want a gift certificate for A winnipeg restraunt?
by cobragt Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:12 pm


You are not connected. Please login or register

joke for you

Go to page : Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

View previous topic View next topic Go down  Message [Page 8 of 8]

176 Re: joke for you on Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:03 pm

Deank


contributor eminence
contributor eminence
I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess what day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts.

" Really? " she said " Go on then try. "

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

" Come on, " she demanded, " What day was i born? "

I said " Yesterday! "

177 Re: joke for you on Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:57 pm

grumpy old man

avatar
administrator
administrator
Heh heh. Ummm, really. You did that?


_________________
Yes, I really am that Grumpy...

It's their, they're and there; in Canada it's colour, cheque, rumour and zed...

178 Re: joke for you on Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:07 pm

Deank

avatar
contributor eminence
contributor eminence
no.. but I am thinking of doing it tonight!


_________________
Why do we call them fingers if no one has ever seen them fing?

179 Re: joke for you on Mon May 28, 2012 3:40 pm

Deank

avatar
contributor eminence
contributor eminence
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one
foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,
"I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.


_________________
Why do we call them fingers if no one has ever seen them fing?

180 Re: joke for you on Mon May 28, 2012 3:51 pm

grumpy old man

avatar
administrator
administrator
Boo.

True story.


_________________
Yes, I really am that Grumpy...

It's their, they're and there; in Canada it's colour, cheque, rumour and zed...

181 Re: joke for you on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:41 pm

Deank

avatar
contributor eminence
contributor eminence
if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts


_________________
Why do we call them fingers if no one has ever seen them fing?

182 Re: joke for you on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:52 pm

grumpy old man

avatar
administrator
administrator
What have I told you about drinking and posting?


_________________
Yes, I really am that Grumpy...

It's their, they're and there; in Canada it's colour, cheque, rumour and zed...

183 Re: joke for you on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:15 pm

Deank

avatar
contributor eminence
contributor eminence
do it more often?

but seriously that is the funniest damn joke I have heard in a long long long time


_________________
Why do we call them fingers if no one has ever seen them fing?

184 Re: joke for you on Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:50 am

Deank

avatar
contributor eminence
contributor eminence
Deank wrote:if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts

dude... damn that joke is funny


_________________
Why do we call them fingers if no one has ever seen them fing?

185 Re: joke for you on Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:48 pm

JT Estoban

avatar
major-contributor
major-contributor
I've seen that joke making the rounds....

You forgot the first part of the joke: "Every time I see a Math word problem it looks like this: if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts"


At least, that's the version I've seen....which I find just as dang funny as you do apparently. lol


_________________
Praise Science!
~
So saith the spider!

186 Re: joke for you on Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:23 pm

Deank

avatar
contributor eminence
contributor eminence
heh.. WOOT!


_________________
Why do we call them fingers if no one has ever seen them fing?

187 Re: joke for you on Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:04 pm

cobragt

avatar
Lets get some new ones going.

Sponsored content


View previous topic View next topic Back to top  Message [Page 8 of 8]

Go to page : Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum