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1 dear abby on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:18 pm

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(stolen from fark)

Dear Abby:
I come from a rather open-minded, liberal home. My fiancee comes from a fairly straight-laced background. She is about to visit our home with me on the holidays.
My parents are bisexual, and into swinging and S&M and occaisionally host get-togethers for their group. Sometimes the odd thing will be left behind, like a pair of handcuffs, condom wrapper or perhaps a "slave" tied up and used as a piece of furniture.
My sister is a strong believer in polyamory and is currently living with 2 "husbands" and a "wife", who accompany her on visits. In addition, she is a well-known porn actress who has her own line of instructional DVD's covering such topics as anal sex, double-penetration and effective cunnilingus techniques. She will often hand out "sampler" DVD's to new acquaintances.
My brother is a 23 year old male dancer and escort who primarilly caters to the male over-50 crowd. He is currently being "kept" by a 62 year old senior law partner. He says the age difference is not an issue until he runs into someone cuter AND richer.
I think I can break all this to her in a way she can accept. But how do I tell her about my older brother, who is a lifelong Leafs fan?
Sincerely, Worried in Waterloo, Ontario


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2 Re: dear abby on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:39 pm

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Heh heh heh.

Good lord, the Leafs are such a sorry lot...


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3 Re: dear abby on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:42 pm

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Heh heh.


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4 Re: dear abby on Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:24 pm

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Is this your 1st Green joke?


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5 Re: dear abby on Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:58 pm

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umm ... no?


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6 Re: dear abby on Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:33 am

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So what's the difference between Winnipeg & Toronto?


Spoiler:
Winnipeg has an NHL team!!!

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7 Re: dear abby on Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:26 am

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lol! that's good.

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