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How to get over your fear of the dark

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1 How to get over your fear of the dark on Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:24 pm

Deank

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As soon as you turn off the lights, start masturbating
No monster wants to see that sh1t.

While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper tenderly,
This is for you.


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2 Re: How to get over your fear of the dark on Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:33 pm

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lol!

Everything you post here will languish forever in cyberspace and eventually your kids will read 'em and wonder why Dad told such lame jokes!

lol!


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3 Re: How to get over your fear of the dark on Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:57 pm

Deank

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oh I tell them my lame jokes all the time


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4 Re: How to get over your fear of the dark on Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:01 pm

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Deank wrote:oh I tell them my lame jokes all the time

lol!


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5 Re: How to get over your fear of the dark on Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:32 pm

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What if you want to run for mayor someday? The above will come back to haunt you. I am saving that picture of you misbehaving on Wellington Crescent! lol


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6 Re: How to get over your fear of the dark on Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:37 pm

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I am what I am. I dont try to sugar coat that. If people want someone who lies about who they are, they should vote for a different Candidate.


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